note from my neighbor

written on Ritz Carlton letterhead...."Dear Neighbor....Do you think you could move the naked man with penis a few feet from the entrance where you can enjoy it privately. I think it a bit strange to put this on public display. I don't care to come out my door and see it every day. Thanks ......"



well actually Neighbor....to set the record straight, its a naked baby with penis.  Furthmore, you wouldn't be looking at it every day if you were not snoopin around our place. 

trauma

our neighbor is going to call the dog catcher because she believes our little bundle of lungs above is traumatized.  Neighborly lesson of the day...dogs used to be outdoor animals and they also bark/howl to communicate.  If you don't like hearing the dog bark, just say so.  Trauma is dressing your little hybrid K9 up in a dog sweater.