note from my neighbor

written on Ritz Carlton letterhead...."Dear Neighbor....Do you think you could move the naked man with penis a few feet from the entrance where you can enjoy it privately. I think it a bit strange to put this on public display. I don't care to come out my door and see it every day. Thanks ......"



well actually Neighbor....to set the record straight, its a naked baby with penis.  Furthmore, you wouldn't be looking at it every day if you were not snoopin around our place.